Wednesday, July 8, 2009

BkE Heroes in the News

Butterknife Estates denizen Bret made great strides in his academic career Tuesday when he took the Graduate Record Examinations (GRE). Taking the test is a vital step toward being accepted into the concurrent master's program at Utah State University, his current medium-term goal.

He finished the exam with an impressive 800 on the quantitative section, a perfect score. He also scored higher than average on the verbal exam. "I studied my vocabulary flashcards about 1.1 times," said the elated BkE hero.

Ostensibly, this accomplishment represents only the beginning of a healthy life and vibrant career for Bret. And it's one more example of the caliber of acheivement that Butterknife Estates has come to be notorious for.