Not to be outdone by Gaza in the press today, Butterknife Estates leaders today declared its borders off-limits to foreign journalists.
In contrast to the safety reasons and rampant abductions cited for closing Gaza to the outside press, BkE officials only emphasized their disgust for a nearly continuous barrage of requests for interviews, mostly from the island of Guam. When BkE spokesman, Thad Gillespie, was informed that Guam is a territory of the United States and will not be affected by the ban, he refused to comment and ended the press conference early.
In accordance with the new policies, all commenters on the official Butterknife Estates blog must make their nationalities known up front.
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2 comments:
Why are you picking on the good people of Guam? Can't we all just be one big happy family?
MidSpeck, please identify your nationality.
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